The great man Pythagoras was also fond of food. That square meals into round tins could never go, Was what he did conclude. From this he surmised… That if his supper emerged from a four-sided tin, He could rest assured, all his RDAs would be found therein. Ergo, corn(er)ed beef and Spam must be the ultimate in square meals. Which only proves the limitations of logic, no matter how much
Rice cakes are a culinary evil, But so much better than biscuit and weevil. —— Rice cake with Spam is like sourdough bread with Serrano ham, Only different.
To the uninitiated the landscape of the Essex coast,Is just as bland as a piece of toast.There are no mountains, and even the cliffs are few,Only swatchways and mud, but what is a sailor to do? Some say the even bigger shame,Is that Essex victuals are just as lame.Even MG, who so loved this coast,Described a tin of hot Spam as an Essex roast. A few weeks past we cruised